I’ll be back in a moment, right after I finish cutting off both my ears with this rusty pair of child safety scissors.

Oh yeah, totally got to post this up on RM before she pulls it asking for more money!

So sad that a man this sexy had to be born tone deaf.

God, I love Japan.

They’re Power Ranger zombies. With extra skin-chomping action.

We should bake some sort of pastry with this album cover as the design and submit it to Cake Wrecks.

Rawr.

Kenny G’s lesser-known younger brother.

Mom always liked him best.

Play it again for muthah!

Stop making mommy scream!

Most people don’t know this but she’s actually mummified.