O Holy Night – the ‘Bring The Pain’ version

December 17, 2008

I consider minute three the real crux.

Wait till the end. Wait for it… STEADY!

Oh holy crap, that hurts!


Britney Spears – Live Mic Audio Isolated?

November 21, 2008

I wish all of this was fake… but it’s just the audio.

More scantily clad women? Come on, boys, this is a little base.

She looks like Bret Michaels with that cowboy hat on.

We only made it to 1:32 seconds before we decided we didn’t need to see any more.

Brittney’s back… like a rash! All she had to do was grow her hair back, lose a little weight and she’s good to go!


Latin Lameness

November 6, 2008

How many polar bears died to bring us this jacket?

Poor polar bears. Poor Latin America. Poor world.

Three minutes seemed like an eternity. An eternity in a dirty wind tunnel with a dirty Latin man.

His hair is well-embalmed by Mexican Crisco.

Yeah, just stay away from open flames.

..now that was the video I wanted to see!

Ayuda me! No bueno! Ayuda me!


The Rob Album

November 4, 2008

Check out the musical selection for this album.

Thug life. Start ‘em young.

It’s a hard knock life… for Rob.

Evidently his musical career didn’t take off and he went back to teach 7th grade math. “Extra credit for downloading my album off iTunes!”

He has a song called Hot Bacon.

Listen to it sizzle.

This album art just screams “WINNER!”

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