It’s Lucy in the Sky with Potatoes!
It’s a hairy backed, pot-smoking commie potato!
I do not want fries with that shake.
This ad has been approved by the Sicilian Potato League.
Whoa, she went all “Janis Joplin” there for a second.
First Steven will play a ballad. Then he will use your own momentum to throw you through a plate glass window, after which he will invert your elbow joint.
I’ve always said that Seagal was unfairly type cast. He has real sensitivity!
…particularly with elbow joints!
What are some of his best… uhh… I mean most popular movies?
Well, since you asked.
How did this man get a classy gig like Bay Watch?
Oh yeah, the Hoff in prime form!
This offering from the Hoff has many similarities to My Parachute Won’t Open–consider its spirited use of robust green-screening and a flying harness, not to mention our collective desire for the singer to hit the ground at critical velocity.
Hooked On A Feeling? Well he’s hooked on something, but my guess is it was produced in the bathtub of an airstream trailer by some Hell’s Angels in Yuba County.