There’s not much scarier than a guy dressed up as a clown with a bunch of sleigh bells, going crazy to polka music.

Wesoly found his calling after dropping out of elementary school.

What, he decided at the ripe old age of 6 that he wanted to terrorize the local populace for money with the two things all humans fear most??

I’m trying so hard… not to eat the specimens in the lab?

What Hell sounds like.

He’s on iTunes, folks. Well worth the search…

Oh the romantic sounds of “Sweet and Tender Touchy.”

You can feel the hunger in his performance of “Tortilla Touchy.”

I want a “Touchy Me Here” t-shirt.

My next album will be called “Hands Off Or I’ll Sue.”