This man-child is a demi-god of the accordion!

HOLY CRAP. That was badass. He’s the Mozart of the most hated instrument on earth.

I believe the piece he is performing is ‘Summer’ from Vivaldi’s Four Seasons.

I’m not so sure about that – to me there are moments where it resembles parts of ‘Drunken Flight of the Dumplebees’ from Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass?

Does he tour?

He should. He’d tear up the Eastern European remote village scene. He would make many rubles…. or chickens. Not sure what the currency is of the Eastern European remote village scene?

Who knew the Island of Dr. Moreau was off the coast of India?

AHHHH! Demon marshmallow peeps!

This is the scariest petting zoo I have ever seen.

The guy dresses like he shops at Elton John’s yard sale.

I may never dream again!

‘Just look and don’t touch.’ Good advice from your parole officer.

…and good advice for this video! Except for the ‘Look’ part.

Watch out for verse 2. It’s a doozy.

You know what this video is missing? Puppets. Lots of puppets. The more the better, in fact!

When The Edge sees this, he’s going to garrote these guys with their own guitar strings.

Two months later, we gave them a $2,000,000,000,000 bailout.

Your tax dollars at work!

This is why my bank is my mattress.