Tommy’s face in the first five seconds is solid gold.

The intro is almost better than the music video.

Mark Gormley is sassy. I like his style.

This video was made by chumming for seagulls off the back of a garbage skiff.

Just because you think you are Bruce Springsteen doesn’t mean you can pull off an American flag bandana. Can we forcefully repatriate him to France?

She’s gonna regret dropping that twenty dollar bill!

Who talked the guitarist into stripping his shirt off during the last chorus?? They need to be taken into custody.

The military needs to use this on Somalian Pirates.

When’s the last time you saw a balding fat guy wearing an American flag bandana??

Every week on the Speed channel, dude. NASCAR!

The jokes write themselves!

So this is what happens on peyote.

He was last seen in a Fiero with Philip Michael Thomas.

I ADOOOOORE YOU!!

Italians do it better.

He gets a perfect ten just for the mullet.

What kind of mullet is that anyway?

That, my friend, is an ‘Italo-Mullet’.

Ahhh…. not to be confused with its close cousin the ‘Mexi-Mullet’.

When we reviewed this, YouTube popped up an ad for depression treatment.

I heard Stan Lee just booked a ticket to Bombay. He’s gonna sue their ass!

There is something seriously creepy about people that wear their underwear on the outside of their pants. Do they wear an extra pair underneath, or do they just go commando?? Either way, sketchaaaaaay.