Mongol-licious!

It’s Abba-The-Hun!

It’s Yul Brenner again!

Two––count ‘em––two whole CDs of this stuff.

He’s burnin’ up!

Out of the sauna and into your speakers.

Cryogenic preservation is taking off! Ted Williams, Walt Disney… and now Ronnie Laws!

Unfortunately, dry icing your torso in your mom’s bathtub can have side effects…

…including death, freezer burn, sterility, and loss of rock steady sexiness.

Wow… this track is definitely my pick!

Look at that guy! He’s wearing a belly shirt tied at the midriff!

I can’t wait until that thing pops.

Australia has gotta have something better than this!

Yeah, like me, Crocodile Dundee!

Forever? I hope they’re not in heaven!

Thank god the shirtless denim vest was not forever.

You do realize those men’s hands are all surgically attached!

…forever?

Walkers? I would rather be confined to a wheelchair.

I prefer to avoid absolute words like, “forever” and “always” when discussing music, but this album is a definite “never.”