Jaci, why would you do this to yourself? Honestly, why?

Did she wrap her head in toilet paper?

She’s showing off one of her favorite styles from her book 101 Ways to Wear a Flat Bed Sheet.

She’s missing an ARM!

Rotating and balancing every 5000 miles is important or you’ll tend to get lopsided wear… as we see manifest here.

I would tend to disagree… I think you could push a river with those!

Ahhh, the patron saint of chastity…

…AND car jacking!

Yes, the official Catholic Church Saint Index online specifies that he must always be represented with a Budweiser in one hand and a TV remote in the other. The fu manchu and deer hunter hat are optional.

He has parental blocking turned off!!!!

He should really stop shopping at Victor(ia?)’s Secret.

“Thangs Got to Change”??! You can start with your shirt!

…and the hat!

…and your graphic designer!

Star sixty nine! Star sixty nine!

WHO’S HE CALLING? Inquiring minds want to know!

Willie is my hero.

Shoppers who bought ‘Willie Strikes Again!’ on CD Universe also bought Alanis Morissette’s ‘Jagged Little Pill’ and Notorious B.I.G.