Cody, get your own damn feelings!
His eye follows you as you move! Try it…
He’s got a glass eye with a fish in it!
Cody needs to take some ‘stache plucking lessons from Gunther and his Sunshine Estheticians.
Check out the musical selection from this album.
I’ll bet this chick could pull even Eeyore out of his depression.
No way. She probably broke is heart when she dumped him for Joe Camel. I just can’t believe this is marketed to children. I mean, hello, the donkey has breasts and is wearing a skanky tank top!
…to which Darren, the married member of the group, comments:
It’s a tube top, not a tank top. Come on, boys.
What does PETA think about this?
Questionably “pretty”, questionably “donkey”… questionably “music.”
This is why my kids will only be allowed to listen to classical music.
Step 1: Don’t listen to this album.
Amen! I would rather watch a Pee Wee movie.
I think this dude just listened to the balloon lady.
By J. Marten Rohe, author, publisher, psychologist, mass murderer.
You don’t think he’s still around…. do you?
As for me, I would start by turning on a light. It’s too dark in there! Hello?!
Check out the musical selection from this album.
This music sounds like a nine minute fart accelerated into chipmunk-time.
Only small animals can hear this––and they’re crying!
This is payback for all those times her parents told her to “quit it with the balloon!!!!”
Yeah, she was disinherited by her parents at a tender young age.
This song reminds me of the scene where Jason stabs all those dumbass kids.
While listening to this track, Ian screams:
What the…. NAAAAAAZGÜL! The Dark Lord approacheth!
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