Worst Cover of ‘The Final Countdown’ EVER

February 18, 2008
 

This reminds me of my junior high prom. At least, it’s equally painful and awkward.

If I count down to zero, can I die?

The guitar solo melted my face off!

I love how the singer paces likes a caged animal the whole song!

The roadies are pacing too.

No, those aren’t roadies, that’s their moms. These guys are late for JV soccer practice.

 
 

Foster Edwards Orchestra: What’s Next?

February 15, 2008
 

Foster Edwards Orchestra: What’s Next

I did a little research. In the back of Rolling Stone magazine there’s a story of how Tina dropped out of the Foster Edwards orchestra and went on tour with AC/DC for two wild weeks as a backup guitarist. That was, until the raging bad acid trip backstage. Now she’s a roadie for Winger doing county fairs.

Best guitarist they ever had. Those were the days.

Are you sure it’s not Foster on the left, Edwards on the right, and Bertha Tina conducting?

Dead elephants tell no tales.

…uhhh, what? I think that’s “an elephant never forgets”.

 
 

Bennett’s Corner of Pain: Unrequited Love

February 14, 2008
 

Unrequited Love in the Hot Afternoon

Listen to this playlist on iTunes.

Ladies and gentlenerds, Regrettable Music is proud to present the first installment of “BENNETT’S CORNER OF PAIN!!!” (Take note of the multiple exclamation points. They imply great pain.) Every week Bennett will be putting together a new playlist of truly top notch bad music for you and yours.

And this week, a special playlist for Valentines Day entitled “Unrequited Love In The Afternoon”. Give to your (ex)significant other, or enjoy in your own misery! This week’s sounds include such awesome hits as…

“How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away”
“If Love Were Oil I’d Be About A Quart Low”
“Pardon Me, I’ve Got Someone To Kill”

And many more!!

 
 

Sabri Brothers: How to Party in Pakistan

February 13, 2008
 

Sabri Brothers: Balaghul Ula Bekamalehi

Thirteen volumes? That’s one hell of a Pakistani hippie jam!

One can only imagine what tasty treats volumes 1-12 might contain.

These guys tore it up on the amateur wrestling circuit a few years back.

Now THAT guy knows how to party! I mean, he killed a leopard and is wearing it as a hat!

I think this cover shot was taken when they opened for Yanni at the Acropolis.

 
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