I think he shaved all the sexy off his head.

I’m just hoping that’s the only place he’s shaved off all the sexy!

Are we really gonna publish that comment?

It’s fine with me.

Yeah, it’s always fine with you…

His arms must be getting tired.

His soul is rent. I can tell…

Bibleman says ‘You may be going to hell for misquoting that verse, Gobourne!’

If I could surf a sword, it would be an awesome day!

He’s eating a powdered donut.

That background is from the set of the ‘Bonanza’ TV show!

I think he uses that sword to trim his mustache.