“Killing me softly” is an understatement.

I haven’t heard that many Casio keyboard drum riffs in a long time!

He’s wearing sequined lederhosen.

I swear he provided the soothing soundtrack of Karate Kid Part 2.

I think Edward Simoni was on the PA when I was last at the dentist!

I want to see him and Zamfir on Celebrity Deathmatch!

OK… now… have we determined that this is in fact a man?

From my first and only semester of German in college, I think this cover translates: “Mother-LOVING! A bouquet that never withers.”

I love you mommy…

Bennett, if you give your mommy this album for Mother’s Day, I don’t think she’ll love you back.