Jolly Amish Elves Make Kids Music!

September 13, 2008
 

I feel like taking a dump.

Me too.

*plop*

 
 

101 Ways to Wear a Flat Bed Sheet

September 9, 2008
 

Jaci, why would you do this to yourself? Honestly, why?

Did she wrap her head in toilet paper?

She’s showing off one of her favorite styles from her book 101 Ways to Wear a Flat Bed Sheet.

She’s missing an ARM!

Rotating and balancing every 5000 miles is important or you’ll tend to get lopsided wear… as we see manifest here.

I would tend to disagree… I think you could push a river with those!

 
 

The Regrettable Boys Redefine Guitar Hero

September 4, 2008
 

Vote for Leather ‘N Fur here!

Leather ‘N Fur, featuring Ben and Ian of Regrettable Music, shakin’ our translucent white booties at Outside Lands music festival in San Francisco. Forever on tape. I’m so sorry….

This rendition of “Mississippi Queen” makes me want to jump in the Mississippi River. And drown.

I still can’t believe Ben played that guitar with his tongue! God only knows how many grubby hippie hands stroked those buttons prior to his nauseating insanity.

Despite needing weeks of physical therapy on my pulled hamstring from the high kicks and jumping knee drops, the guitar tasted like…. victory.

 
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