“Look into my eyes…”

Yeah, thanks James, now I need some therapy after seeing your cover!

MORE MEDS! MORE MEDS!

I’m sure the girls go “Whild” for him.

This guy just needs a good night of healthy sleep.

I think he uses Pantene Pro-V.

Screw the jambalaya, I want a burger!

I’ll never look at Cajun music the same way again!

Yeah, now every time I hear Cajun music, I’ll just cover my eyes and scream!

You’ll notice from the image that this album is still wrapped in cellophane and unopened.

…for a reason.

If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and then make a change.

This guy’s hairstyle was inspired by Hasselhoff in Knight Rider.

Heino has a soft spot for walleyed poodles.

Which one is Heino?

Poor poodles.

Does he raise them for their meat? Mmmmm… poodle barbecue!