This is the episode where he busts a heroin distribution ring in Santa’s warehouse!
Listener discretion is advised!
For mature toddlers only!
We here at Regrettable Music prefer the bold flavors of St. Ives Christmas Blend to Colt 45…
…now with real juniper berries!
His duet with Burl Ives is off the charts.
Judging from the foam on top, I don’t think that’s beer.
It puts a whole new meaning to the Advent Calendar––”45 days of drinkin’!”
Evidently Mrs Clause has had extensive plastic surgery since last we saw her.
I’m spending my Christmas with Ultimate Thule!
With moonshine making skinhead elves??!
Parents, please talk to your kids about the dangers of Ultima Online.