Who’s ya daddy?

Animated gangsta hand gestures by Yoda: priceless.

Music favored by child psychologists the world round. I feel like this is some kind of sick Rorschach inkblot test.

When he was a kid, nobody got in the sandbox with Tiny Lynn.

Listen, doc, I’ve looked at this picture every which way, but I still only see a hideous fat man in a diaper! And for your information I can’t even spell ‘Oedipus complex’.

I’ve always wanted to do the King Tut! And it even comes with a rap sheet!

We called the number and it’s for ‘The Ab Rocket.’ Whatever the heck that is, I sure hope it helps with my breakin’ and poppin’!

It’s Caaaaarlton!

All you cold and mean ladies, look out!

Ladies, please ignore the domestic violence charges on his record–she had it coming.

The L.V. stands for ‘Love Vortex!’

I guess cold and mean is better than tepid and passive.