Star Wars Gangsta Rap

February 26, 2009
 

Who’s ya daddy?

Animated gangsta hand gestures by Yoda: priceless.

 
 

The Incomparable Tiny Lynn

February 22, 2009
 



Music favored by child psychologists the world round. I feel like this is some kind of sick Rorschach inkblot test.

When he was a kid, nobody got in the sandbox with Tiny Lynn.

Listen, doc, I’ve looked at this picture every which way, but I still only see a hideous fat man in a diaper! And for your information I can’t even spell ‘Oedipus complex’.

 
 

Alfonso Ribeiro’s Breakin’ and Poppin’

February 18, 2009
 

I’ve always wanted to do the King Tut! And it even comes with a rap sheet!

We called the number and it’s for ‘The Ab Rocket.’ Whatever the heck that is, I sure hope it helps with my breakin’ and poppin’!

It’s Caaaaarlton!

 
 

L.V. Johnson – He’s Cold & Mean

February 14, 2009
 

All you cold and mean ladies, look out!

Ladies, please ignore the domestic violence charges on his record–she had it coming.

The L.V. stands for ‘Love Vortex!’

I guess cold and mean is better than tepid and passive.

 
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