The jokes write themselves!

So this is what happens on peyote.

He was last seen in a Fiero with Philip Michael Thomas.

I ADOOOOORE YOU!!

Italians do it better.

He gets a perfect ten just for the mullet.

What kind of mullet is that anyway?

That, my friend, is an ‘Italo-Mullet’.

Ahhh…. not to be confused with its close cousin the ‘Mexi-Mullet’.

When we reviewed this, YouTube popped up an ad for depression treatment.

I heard Stan Lee just booked a ticket to Bombay. He’s gonna sue their ass!

There is something seriously creepy about people that wear their underwear on the outside of their pants. Do they wear an extra pair underneath, or do they just go commando?? Either way, sketchaaaaaay.

This is sooooooo demonic.

Kill it! Kill it with fire before it breeds!

This is exactly why the Rodenator needs to be legalized for use worldwide.

Oh, this is GOOD.

Is this the Jetsons?

Albinos in spaaaaaaace! This reminds me of Moonraker, where the villain wants to create a super race of Aryans!

This was the big break for the Swedendorf Junior College cheer squad.

I purchased a pair of those plum-colored polyester high-rise pants on eBay for $23… they were stained with sweat.