I had a nightmare like this when I ate four pounds of Starburst one Halloween.

The only explanation for this is some innuendo we don’t want to understand.

So this is what Andy Summers did after The Police broke up.

If a fruit takes a crap, is it called ‘Agadoo-doo’?

On the eighth day God created a penguin, three little bears, a whale with a top hat, the Great White Witch, and two scoops of raisins in every box!

Apocraphal-icious!

Mr. Ed’s worst nightmare.

Someone should call the SPCA, he’s tormenting that poor horse. Even so, I guess it could be worse – he could be using an accordion.

Any reverend with a cape has my respect… or at least my attention.

You KNOW they’ve got Kool-Aid at the greeter’s table in the back!

Looks like the Rev has been focusing on the church Women’s Ministry lately.