There is so much that can be said here, but our lawyers and our mothers have advised us not to.

Who knew that Pillsbury was so apocalyptic?

Don’t poke his stomach… trust me.

‘Hoo hooo!’

What do you think this band is like live?

If the fiery mixer being held in the air like a weapon is any indication, wear your cup to the show.

This album cover was made possible by generous grants from our sponsors: Motley Crue’s leather pants collection; BALCO InstaMuscle! Now in three delicious flavors; and Maury’s Bacon-Scented Hair Paste… ‘Tastes Great, Less Fluffing’.

‘They all cried out…’ and were suddenly silenced for obvious reasons.

Dear lord, did no one wear shirts in the ’80s?!