Those kids are like ‘man, I didn’t eat enough paste at lunch to take the edge off this kind of misery’.

It’s time to play everyone’s favorite trivia show, ‘NAME… THAT… MULLET!!’

Would it be the Eco-Mullet?!

CORRECT! You’ve just won a lifetime supply of hempseed lotion!

Even the parents look bored… those capitalist tree haters.

Mr. Clean grew a mustache and sings!

Cease fire! Cease fire!

No más violencia!

Not enough accordion.

This man-child is a demi-god of the accordion!

HOLY CRAP. That was badass. He’s the Mozart of the most hated instrument on earth.

I believe the piece he is performing is ‘Summer’ from Vivaldi’s Four Seasons.

I’m not so sure about that – to me there are moments where it resembles parts of ‘Drunken Flight of the Dumplebees’ from Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass?

Does he tour?

He should. He’d tear up the Eastern European remote village scene. He would make many rubles…. or chickens. Not sure what the currency is of the Eastern European remote village scene?

This video has all the necessary components of an awesome 80‘s video: lasers, jheri curl, “Hammer” pants, sweaty chest, and a third eyeball.

I miss the 80’s.

I don’t. My shrink still has me in weekly therapy to help me forget stuff like this.