It’s Thelma and Louise!

Why?

This is the only place accordion should be played. In an empty meadow… with only one other mad man there to hear.

Yes, you too can own this De-Luxe 2 record set!

Nurse, we need some anti-inflammatories in here STAT.

Travolta was misdiagnosed–that’s no fever, it’s swine flu!

Jem is excitement!

I never fully realized how blessed I was to grow up without television until this moment. Dad… Mom… thank you.

Jem is adventure! … Jem is truly, truly, truly outrageous!

Yeah, that’s not annoying or anything.

Anyone want to renounce their denomination after watching this?

Whoa! I feel brainwashed already.

Man, what does Jesus think of all of this?

Jesus hasn’t seen these guys yet… but when he does get around to it, he’s going to be pissed!

That dude’s smile is way too creeeeeeepy.