Roughly translated, ‘Here is my beautiful wife!’

What if I don’t WANT what’s behind door number one?

It isn’t every day you get to see a turkey in garters.

Before I buy this album, which one of them is doing the singing?

Koochie koochie!

Good thing he cut nose holes in his mask this time!

He ate that flower in under five seconds.

It’s Lucy in the Sky with Potatoes!

It’s a hairy backed, pot-smoking commie potato!

I do not want fries with that shake.

This ad has been approved by the Sicilian Potato League.

Whoa, she went all “Janis Joplin” there for a second.