How romantic – he kills them, then brings them back to life so they’ll love him forever and ever.

Someone needs to die really quickly. My attention is wandering.

It’s like Wonkavision! He shrunk her!

This is what happens when you stay single way too long!

Dude, eHarmony is easier… and you won’t be charged with a felony.

It’s an endless cycle of killing and rebirth!

I’ve been in relationships like that.

Tap dancing in spaaaaaaaace!

It looks like they stole a couple of those props from the set of ‘The Hobbit’!

In the future we’ll apparently be able to make clothing from aluminum foil.

This is some grade-A nephew art.

He totally drew this in second period history.

Is that a LIGER?

He can draw a MEAN man-bear-pig too!

Pull his tail. Do it!

Is that a chastity belt?

Gandalf vs. Sarumon ROUND TWO! Loser shaves his eye brows.

Eat your vegetables kids, or an albino will get you in your sleep.

I fear albinos.

You should.