Are these guys vampires, ‘cause they sparkle.

No wonder she works with Andre Boccelli… because his blind ass couldn’t see this travesty.

I fear for our future.

The Starship Troopers movie is better – at least they had giant brain-sucking ants!

I didn’t know that Liza Minelli and Marcel Marceau had a kid!

This is simply horrid. And for the record, I prefer my clowns with knives.

He’s a mime, dude.

He has broken the code of silence! Where’s a clown with a knife when you need one?!

Mime is money! Come on!

Moonwalking love slave robots! Awesome!

Houston, we have a problem.

NASA just lost all its funding. And apparently for good reason.

Poor NASA.