I ordered his ‘Cardio for Christ’ album and was very disappointed with my results after 30 days and sent it back for a refund.

‘Lumbering for the Lord’ was for the fat faithful.

Is that the Reverend Rosey Grier??

He’s getting in shape for their annual ‘Deacon Trample.’

Avatar FAIL.

At least the plot is original.

Straight from the set of Original Star Trek Episode 23. At least Kirk is unlikely to mate with this alien.

C’mon…. how much Star Trek did you watch? Kirk isn’t picky. I’m sure he’s down with balding green witches/goblins.

Look at me! I’m a real boy!

That’s right after they drank the Kool-Aid.

This love needs another coat of paint.

But I AM a real boy?!?

That robot is carrying their love child in that steely baby björn.

This is the worst of the ‘70s AND the ‘80s!