Bummer of a birth mark dude.

Is that a look of regret on his face? As in ‘Maybe giving the porcupines that LSD at the afterparty wasn’t such a good idea?’

His claim to fame is playing bass with his left nipple and guitar with his right nipple… at the same time.

That explains the 4-inch callous on his left one, as seen here.

Good thing there’s not a sequel to this.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Happy Halloween from us boys here at Regrettable Music. And here to help you celebrate is Druid, with an awesome album cover drawn by one of their nephews during 4th period.

Genghis Khan, The Musical! reimagined by some Russian guys that truly loved ABBA. There are some epic mustaches in this video, by the way. Glad they didn’t reimagine that part of history.

Ozzfest – your chance to pay $80 to get smashed/trampled by a crowd-surfing mythical demonic beast on fire.

Or by a bunch of drunk Raiders fans, whichever comes first.