Helga probes with love.

That is a monster-sized hookah.

It’s as tall as she is! How much hookah does one woman need?

For Helga, it’s less about the smoking qualities of the hookah than the fact that she can impale her ex-boyfriend on it should he not understand that things really are over.

Someone got a spray-on tanning machine in his stocking.

The original members of KISS?

If I remember correctly, they had a taste for live animals. That reindeer better run.

Poor Rudolph!

Ooh boy – another Christmas metal ballad album to add to my collection!

Meow.

The legend of ‘Bad Santa’ begins….