They nailed it.

Is this a “pants vs. skins” game?

I’ll never see rugby the same way again.

I’ll never SEE again.

I knew they got cauliflower ear, but it appears they can cauliflower other things too.

No way… YOU tackle him! I ain’t gonna do it!

Here comes angry bacon.

Swine flu rears its ugly head.

That bag of Skittles he ate is back with a vengeance.

What genre do you think this record is?

My money is on ‘psychotropic opera’.