90 Minutes In Hell

April 28, 2011
 

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All patients cured in 90 minutes or less. Best. Therapist. Ever.

“I don’t always drink beer… but when I do, I am the most terrifying man in the world!”

 
 

Rattle My Cage

 

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Nurse, I’m gonna need another course of rabies shots ready for the bass player.

 
 

Holy Right

April 25, 2011
 

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This album is dedicated to those who have not yet received the Lord Jesus Christ as their Savior… WE’RE COMING FOR YOU.

It really should be dedicated to ‘Paws n Claws’, the pet grooming shop on 11th street that does their hair.

 
 

Sheltered In The Arms Of God

April 21, 2011
 

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I agree they’re sheltered.

At the tender age of 7, Freddie decided he wanted to dress like Huggy Bear from Starsky And Hutch. So he saved up all his lunch money and bought a blue leather vest, some medallions, checkered pants and white boots that he wore with no socks. Even his accountant father had to admire his passion.

 
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