Airborne terror can be stopped?!? Someone tell the TSA to check this out so they can stop trying to get to third base with me.

Le accordion, she is the cruel mistress.

Two yuppies and their ethnic minority servants sing, ‘I Never Gave Up.’

It’s time to give up.

I tap out! I tap out!

I’ll be back in a moment, right after I finish cutting off both my ears with this rusty pair of child safety scissors.

Oh yeah, totally got to post this up on RM before she pulls it asking for more money!