My minions will do my bidding!
It is a little known fact that dozens of people are eaten by garden gnomes every year; it’s just not widely reported!
The brothers Grimm gave us Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, but Mexican tradition has apparently given us Manuela and the dozen garden gnomes.
Dirty hippies…
This is what happens with when you listen to too much jazz, kids. You go out in the desert and cover yourself in your own poop.
I think they changed the words to “I want to have a seizure!”
Thanks to Blort Trolb for finding this one (again) and re-submitting since the last one was pulled down.
