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		<title>Mustache</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 22:50:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>darren</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Heinous Hair]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[It's All in the Name]]></category>

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		<title>Takeo Ischi &#8211; Japanese Chicken Yodeler</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 20:48:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>darren</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Painful Sounds]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t wait for this song to be added to the Latest Dance Dance Revolution Japanese Yodel Edition!]]></description>
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		<title>Safety Dance!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 16:12:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>darren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In honor of May Day, we give you&#8230;. Safety Dance!]]></description>
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		<title>Asesinos</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 23:12:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Olé!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s like really awesome.  We can&#8217;t make fun of this.]]></description>
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		<title>The Gambler</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 22:18:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Regrettable Music</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That suit is a bad bet. That looks like a whalebone corset… made out of denim. Kenny knows when to hold &#8216;em, fold &#8216;em, and burn &#8216;em. This explains the chest hairs I found in my Kenny Rogers Roasters. What a beard, what a man.]]></description>
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		<title>Señor Wences</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 18:22:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Regrettable Music</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Master of Puppets]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ahhh, forbidden love! … even forbidden in Mexico. The only performer to french-kiss his own puppets on live TV. Wanted in 14 states for crimes against puppeteering.]]></description>
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