Ahhh, forbidden love!

… even forbidden in Mexico.

The only performer to french-kiss his own puppets on live TV.

Wanted in 14 states for crimes against puppeteering.

He and Edward Scissor Hands

Hun Love.

If he’s looking for love, I think he qualifies as ‘all the wrong places.’

He cuts his own hair!

Folk-pocalyptic.

I can hear their pickup lines now – ‘But honey, what if this is the last night on earth!?’

I like how they’re singing in a graveyard.

I always knew the apocalypse would be ushered in with two guitars and a banjo.

Number one requested cover song – ‘This Is The End’ by The Doors.

Obviously it is a myth that happy cows come from California.

If you put your hand up there he’s going to kick you in the cheddar.

And then they discovered why Bessie hadn’t been making her milk quota for quite some time.

First there was Kobe beef, then there was TORMENT beef – a totally new approach.  Cows are released into a field with disturbed metal heads!

Fear brings out the flavor.

Go forth and slay for Christ.

45 minutes of the melodious sounds of this dude picking fights with raccoons in a trash-filled alley. Worth every penny.