Regrettable Music | Ruthless music humor http://www.regrettablemusic.com Bad music. Tragic album art. Ruthless music humor. Fri, 03 Sep 2010 00:04:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Le Piano Diabolique http://www.regrettablemusic.com/2395/le-piano-diabolique/ http://www.regrettablemusic.com/2395/le-piano-diabolique/#comments Fri, 03 Sep 2010 00:04:50 +0000 Ben http://www.regrettablemusic.com/?p=2395 le-piano-diabolique

Post-apocalyptic piano etudes.

Music for horny frenchmen.

It’s all gonna burn.

Way to go, devil! You show that upright who’s boss.

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The women in this band sure need a shave.

She’s quite a philly!

I don’t know… the one the left looks like a gelding to me!

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Eat the townspeople. DO IT.

Don’t forget the Beano.

Hans gets off on creating miniature towns and then destroying them.

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Eat your vegetables, kids, or a little man with an accordion will visit you in your sleep.

And be sure to check under your bed. Their bites are vicious.

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There aren’t goodies back there… trust me!

Don’t. Go. Behind. The. Barn.)

Run, child, run! That bad man’s got an accordion.

Looks like the small one on the left tried to run, but is now having some corporal punishment administered for his efforts.

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Someone forgot their pants this morning!

Who says you can’t play guitar on the can? Jean Pierre can!

Some of us have nightmares about this sort of thing.

Don’t forget to wipe!

Don’t forget to wax either.

Hey, you’ve gotta do something to sell classical records!

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