Regrettable Music | Ruthless music humor http://www.regrettablemusic.com Bad music. Tragic album art. Ruthless music humor. Thu, 11 Mar 2010 06:15:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Kevin Avery – Hardcore http://www.regrettablemusic.com/1905/kevin-avery-hardcore/ http://www.regrettablemusic.com/1905/kevin-avery-hardcore/#comments Thu, 11 Mar 2010 06:15:11 +0000 Ben http://www.regrettablemusic.com/?p=1905 kevin avery - hardcore

He must have a dairy allergy.

The Easter Bunny needs rehab.

I bet he lays really big eggs!

And now we know why they’re chocolate!

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Hey, they’re in the navy!

Don’t ask, don’t tell…

Preferably don’t sing.

Definitely don’t dance.

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Roughly translated, ‘Here is my beautiful wife!’

What if I don’t WANT what’s behind door number one?

It isn’t every day you get to see a turkey in garters.

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Before I buy this album, which one of them is doing the singing?

Koochie koochie!

Good thing he cut nose holes in his mask this time!

He ate that flower in under five seconds.

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It’s Lucy in the Sky with Potatoes!

It’s a hairy backed, pot-smoking commie potato!

I do not want fries with that shake.

This ad has been approved by the Sicilian Potato League.

Whoa, she went all “Janis Joplin” there for a second.

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In high BLOODY fidelity!

And a good time was had by… well… at least one.

I wondered if this was on OJ’s iPod.

He’s innocent you know.

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