http://www.regrettablemusic.com Bad music. Tragic album art. Ruthless music humor. Thu, 11 Mar 2010 06:15:11 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en He must have a dairy allergy.The Easter Bunny needs rehab.I bet he lays really big eggs!And now we know why they’re chocolate! http://www.regrettablemusic.com/1905/kevin-avery-hardcore/ Hey, they’re in the navy!Don’t ask, don’t tell...Preferably don’t sing.Definitely don’t dance. http://www.regrettablemusic.com/1902/the-gayes/ Roughly translated, 'Here is my beautiful wife!'What if I don't WANT what's behind door number one?It isn't every day you get to see a turkey in garters. http://www.regrettablemusic.com/1743/herman-finkers/ Before I buy this album, which one of them is doing the singing?Koochie koochie!Good thing he cut nose holes in his mask this time!He ate that flower in under five seconds. http://www.regrettablemusic.com/1893/el-charro-del-misterio/ It’s Lucy in the Sky with Potatoes!It’s a hairy backed, pot-smoking commie potato!I do not want fries with that shake.This ad has been approved by the Sicilian Potato League.Whoa, she went all "Janis Joplin" there for a second. http://www.regrettablemusic.com/1739/rita-pavone-my-name-is-potato/ In high BLOODY fidelity!And a good time was had by… well… at least one.I wondered if this was on OJ’s iPod.He’s innocent you know. http://www.regrettablemusic.com/1691/doin-the-stab-music-for-happy-occasions/