Silicone Dream – Andromeda

May 1, 2010
 

Moonwalking love slave robots! Awesome!

Houston, we have a problem.

NASA just lost all its funding. And apparently for good reason.

Poor NASA.

 
 

Polka Mass

April 30, 2010
 

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Forgive me father, I’d rather go to hell.

Attendance is down.

Cussing is up.

If mass goes long there may be violence.

In the name of the Father, Son, and the Lady of Spain.

…and the Polish saint Lawrence Welk.

Forgive him, Father, he knows not what he does.

 
 

My Little Pony – The Musical

April 29, 2010
 

NOOOOOoooOOOOooooo….!!!!!

I’d rather spend an afternoon in a knife store with Chucky than sit through an entire performance of this stuff.

I think Ian should extensively review the authenticity of this production as he is our resident My Little Pony expert.

 
 

Thor – Keep The Dogs Away

April 27, 2010
 

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I think Thor may be wearing fishnets… which is a haunting realization I could have lived without.

I got rabies just from looking at this.

I heart Thor.

Well, Thor apparently hearts Muscle Milk and Mark McGwire’s personal trainer.

Thor needs a session with The Dog Whisperer. For him, not for the dogs.

 
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