Screw the jambalaya, I want a burger!

I’ll never look at Cajun music the same way again!

Yeah, now every time I hear Cajun music, I’ll just cover my eyes and scream!

You’ll notice from the image that this album is still wrapped in cellophane and unopened.

…for a reason.

If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and then make a change.

This guy’s hairstyle was inspired by Hasselhoff in Knight Rider.

Heino has a soft spot for walleyed poodles.

Which one is Heino?

Poor poodles.

Does he raise them for their meat? Mmmmm… poodle barbecue!

Mongol-licious!

It’s Abba-The-Hun!

It’s Yul Brenner again!

Two––count ‘em––two whole CDs of this stuff.