There’s a feeling in the air… and it’s called pneumonia.

Wearing a backless onesie in this kind of weather? Someone’s mom didn’t see how they were dressed before leaving the house.

Rock n’ roll feels no pain.

Rock n’ roll lost two toes and a nipple to frostbite to bring us this masterpiece.

I own that shirt.

Run, ladies! Run as fast as your little chubby legs can manage.

Wait, he’s wearing a wedding ring.

That means someone didn’t run fast enough.

I can’t decide which category to put this in. ‘Master of Puppets’ or ‘Disturbing’, so it’s just going in ‘It’s All In The Name.’

She and Johnny Tolengo are made for each other.

‘In A Faust Travesty’… travesty being the operative word.

Sell the gown and wings and buy some voice lessons if you’re that insecure, Flo.