Much Ado… about nothing.

I bet he feels humiliated!

His head is so big he has to step into his shirts.

Now here’s truly a man who could wear a ten gallon cowboy hat!

Represent!

Klezmer power!

Those bolts are kosher.

Featuring such hits as Diaspora Blaster, Flogged 50X, and Cool to be Hebrew. This stuff sounds like… like…

…like Jethro Tull being run through a garbage disposal!

Kicking ass at a synagogue near you. Oy vey!

Now those are MUTTON CHOPS!

Yeah, this even makes Mungo look like he waxes!

I don’t think he has any upper teeth. He doesn’t need them.

“It BURNS USsssss, PRECIOUSSSs! Nasty mean Monkses!”

That dude needs some Excedrin.

I would go with some ‘ludes.

He does bear a disturbing resemblance to Weird Al… hmmmm….