He should really stop shopping at Victor(ia?)’s Secret.

“Thangs Got to Change”??! You can start with your shirt!

…and the hat!

…and your graphic designer!

Great secret handshake there guys.

I could be wrong, but I don’t think it was an English colony!

Is that an earring or did his left ear just go gangrenous?

I hope they aren’t kissing cousins!

His medallions are reckless.

That hair is positively biblical!

Is that heaven? Is that… Jesus?

No, sorry, Jesus is a Germanic Lutheran.

Home is where the fro at!

Comin’ home? WHERE WAS HE BEFORE?

He was hanging with Benny Hinn’s tailor!

He looks so happy!

If only he knew that the last child in the ball jump took a dump, he wouldn’t be so happy.

He wants you to do WHAT to win?

Explain to me how clicking his armpit will make me a winner?

I don’t think anyone wins. And this is bringing up freaky childhood memories of Chucky Cheese.