It’s like the man-whore book.

Listen to Dottie, boys.

But keep your distance. She looks like she’s about to bite a chunk out of that guy’s throat. Guess he only learned the first 5 secrets cuz number 6 was ‘stand back.’

Used for emergency toilet paper by previous owner, as-is, buyer beware.

He reads the world’s most famous love letters. Alone. In the dark.

The best letters are the ones he wrote himself.

Located right next to the Ring of Korean BBQ.

And if you have too much kimchi, you enter the Ring of Fire.