It’s Lucy in the Sky with Potatoes!

It’s a hairy backed, pot-smoking commie potato!

I do not want fries with that shake.

This ad has been approved by the Sicilian Potato League.

Whoa, she went all “Janis Joplin” there for a second.

In high BLOODY fidelity!

And a good time was had by… well… at least one.

I wondered if this was on OJ’s iPod.

He’s innocent you know.

First Steven will play a ballad. Then he will use your own momentum to throw you through a plate glass window, after which he will invert your elbow joint.

I’ve always said that Seagal was unfairly type cast. He has real sensitivity!

…particularly with elbow joints!

What are some of his best… uhh… I mean most popular movies?

Well, since you asked.

In honor of Microsoft rickrolling wifi leechers at Tech Ed 2010.