The Gambler

February 8, 2012
 

kenny-rogers

That suit is a bad bet.

That looks like a whalebone corset… made out of denim.

Kenny knows when to hold ‘em, fold ‘em, and burn ‘em.

This explains the chest hairs I found in my Kenny Rogers Roasters.

What a beard, what a man.

 
 

Señor Wences

January 29, 2012
 

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Ahhh, forbidden love!

… even forbidden in Mexico.

The only performer to french-kiss his own puppets on live TV.

Wanted in 14 states for crimes against puppeteering.

 
 

Atila

January 24, 2012
 

atila

He and Edward Scissor Hands

Hun Love.

If he’s looking for love, I think he qualifies as ‘all the wrong places.’

He cuts his own hair!

 
 

The Armageddon Singers

January 15, 2012
 

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Folk-pocalyptic.

I can hear their pickup lines now – ‘But honey, what if this is the last night on earth!?’

I like how they’re singing in a graveyard.

I always knew the apocalypse would be ushered in with two guitars and a banjo.

Number one requested cover song – ‘This Is The End’ by The Doors.

 
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