January 10, 2012


Obviously it is a myth that happy cows come from California.

If you put your hand up there he’s going to kick you in the cheddar.

And then they discovered why Bessie hadn’t been making her milk quota for quite some time.

First there was Kobe beef, then there was TORMENT beef – a totally new approach.  Cows are released into a field with disturbed metal heads!

Fear brings out the flavor.



January 8, 2012


Go forth and slay for Christ.



January 4, 2012


45 minutes of the melodious sounds of this dude picking fights with raccoons in a trash-filled alley. Worth every penny.


Titanes En El Ring

January 3, 2012


Nine men, one ring, everyone (including the audience) loses.

Someone is trying to redefine the V-neck.

This is like Andre the Giant on Spanish Star Trek.

That man in the front… his nipples cannot be contained.

I’m concerned that the pants aren’t tight enough.

For what?

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