In honor of the truly painful remake for a good cause.

How did this man get a classy gig like Bay Watch?

Oh yeah, the Hoff in prime form!

This offering from the Hoff has many similarities to My Parachute Won’t Open–consider its spirited use of robust green-screening and a flying harness, not to mention our collective desire for the singer to hit the ground at critical velocity.

Hooked On A Feeling? Well he’s hooked on something, but my guess is it was produced in the bathtub of an airstream trailer by some Hell’s Angels in Yuba County.

Just the album your loved one wants for Valentine’s Day!

Well, this video only took 3 years to make.

They have the time, Ben.

Remember, he wears the sweater of perpetual celibacy.