I Don’t Wanna Lose You Tonight

Filed under: Heinous Hair, Painful Sounds — Ben @ 1:01 amAugust 25, 2008

Uggh - 4 minutes and 18 seconds of pain. It just keeps coming…

Is she the spawn of Jimmy Durante? I phrase that as a question because it somehow seems less cruel.

Filmed on-site at a scenic sewage treatment plant overlooking the New York skyline.

I don’t want to lose you tonight––you’re the only thing that matters!

Can I get this on iTunes?

Ach, I hope not…

Just “Terri-ble.”

 
 

Simply the Best - The Stadium Tour

Filed under: Painful Sounds — ian @ 8:07 pmAugust 14, 2008

Thank goodness they didn’t have a wardrobe malfunction!

Poor Tina Turner.

This kind of halftime show is the solution to soccer hooliganism the world round! Either that or they’ll riot and kill everyone.

Let me think of a comment… while I take a dump.

Apparently this is the cure for constipation too!

They were the featured halftime entertainment for all of the Bud Bowls and the Westminster Dog Show.

Yeah, they were all tragically killed by a crazed rottweiler who couldn’t take it anymore.

 
 

Gouge out the eyes!!

Filed under: Disturbing — ian @ 11:41 pmAugust 12, 2008

Don’t do it! For the love of god!

 
 

Dancing in the Midnight??

Filed under: Disturbing, Painful Sounds — Ben @ 1:50 pmAugust 8, 2008

I love Japan.

I just threw up into my mouth.

Personal foul for unsightly use of spandex. Fifteen yards. Do not repeat first down.

I think the middle one is stuck.

Yup, this is your textbook psychedelic spandex cult. If you read the stuff written in the background it appears to be some religious text about God having blessed Zimbabwe!

See… they’re wearing Nikes!

 
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