Satan Get Out Of Here

April 17, 2011
 

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Satan, you get out of here. Leave that woman’s hair alone.

 
 

It’s Time To Nutricize

April 14, 2011
 

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Do you have three torsos that are all fighting unsightly belly bulge? Try Nutri System!

 
 

I Ain’t Gonna Pee-Pee My Bed Tonight

April 13, 2011
 

I Ain’t Gonna Listen To That Crap Again.

Potty training sure is different in other cultures.

Two minutes, seven words, and 9 children parented by Father Time make for one annoying song.

Ooops, I crapped my pants.

Now I know why you wanted Regrettable Music to take that ‘Depends’ sponsorship.

 
 

Steve Walsh

 

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I want to be like Steve Walsh when I grown up.

Steve Walsh like the cousin of Chuck Norris but with a better tan. He can shoot you from 2 miles away without a rifle – he just puts a hunting scope on his revolver.

 
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