Satan Get Out Of Here

April 17, 2011


Satan, you get out of here. Leave that woman’s hair alone.


It’s Time To Nutricize

April 14, 2011


Do you have three torsos that are all fighting unsightly belly bulge? Try Nutri System!


I Ain’t Gonna Pee-Pee My Bed Tonight

April 13, 2011

I Ain’t Gonna Listen To That Crap Again.

Potty training sure is different in other cultures.

Two minutes, seven words, and 9 children parented by Father Time make for one annoying song.

Ooops, I crapped my pants.

Now I know why you wanted Regrettable Music to take that ‘Depends’ sponsorship.


Steve Walsh



I want to be like Steve Walsh when I grown up.

Steve Walsh like the cousin of Chuck Norris but with a better tan. He can shoot you from 2 miles away without a rifle – he just puts a hunting scope on his revolver.

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