Let your parakeet TOUCH HIMSELF?!

TEACH himself, TEACH himself Bennett!!

I found his performance… moving.

That wizard dude always reminded me of my high school chemistry teacher. Same creepy eyes, and they both cooked meth in their off hours.

More falsetto!

I think opposition to this record is bipartisan.

I’m conservative and I’M pissed!

What is their name?

Trite?

Tripe?

Tame?

WHAT?! This is metal! They cannot be TAMED!

They cannot even be HOUSEBROKEN!

No one tickles MY fancy!