Thank goodness they didn’t have a wardrobe malfunction!

Poor Tina Turner.

This kind of halftime show is the solution to soccer hooliganism the world round! Either that or they’ll riot and kill everyone.

Let me think of a comment… while I take a dump.

Apparently this is the cure for constipation too!

They were the featured halftime entertainment for all of the Bud Bowls and the Westminster Dog Show.

Yeah, they were all tragically killed by a crazed rottweiler who couldn’t take it anymore.

Don’t do it! For the love of god!

I love Japan.

I just threw up into my mouth.

Personal foul for unsightly use of spandex. Fifteen yards. Do not repeat first down.

I think the middle one is stuck.

Yup, this is your textbook psychedelic spandex cult. If you read the stuff written in the background it appears to be some religious text about God having blessed Zimbabwe!

See… they’re wearing Nikes!

Yatta!

Beach volleyball, anyone?

She does not look 83!

I’m absolutely positive none of these guys are gay!