1978 must have sucked. What a horrible year!

Hey! That was the year I was born!

I rest my case…

You’d have to snort a lot of cold medicine for this to be good art.

Shatner was right. It was a long, long, looooong time.

Advisory: Only watch this when ‘high as a kite.’

Set phasers to dumb!

Oh my God, how I try…

Don’t doubt the power of Mr. Cringerpants.

My, my, how those purple pants do cup, lift and separate!

Where’s Orko?

Who the heck is Orko and how do you know this stuff, Bennett? NERD ALERT!

Shut-uuppp!

They used special background selections from My Little Pony in this video. Dazzling and sassy!

Yeah, and how do you know that?

A+ for creative use of midgets with poodle heads!

These are the poodles that survived multiple gassings at the SPCA.

Look at those biceps and thighs! STER-OIDS!

“Beauty and strength. Victory and happiness.” Viva Japan.

Omnipotent? I doubt it.

Unlimited galactic superpowers, and she still won’t wear a bra.

Feminism at its best… or worst.

Pardon moi.

This image is not stretched.

The hearts are a nice touch.

That is not an omnipotent font.