Are these guys vampires, ‘cause they sparkle.

No wonder she works with Andre Boccelli… because his blind ass couldn’t see this travesty.

I fear for our future.

The Starship Troopers movie is better – at least they had giant brain-sucking ants!

I didn’t know that Liza Minelli and Marcel Marceau had a kid!

This is simply horrid. And for the record, I prefer my clowns with knives.

He’s a mime, dude.

He has broken the code of silence! Where’s a clown with a knife when you need one?!

Mime is money! Come on!

Moonwalking love slave robots! Awesome!

Houston, we have a problem.

NASA just lost all its funding. And apparently for good reason.

Poor NASA.

Forgive me father, I’d rather go to hell.

Attendance is down.

Cussing is up.

If mass goes long there may be violence.

In the name of the Father, Son, and the Lady of Spain.

…and the Polish saint Lawrence Welk.

Forgive him, Father, he knows not what he does.