Tony Weston

January 11, 2011


What instrument is he playing there?

He’s playing the stars.

He’ll be playing the slots too in an hour, apparently.

The epic bell-bottoms enhance Tony’s stability, but have resulted in his disqualification from “Lounge Limbo” competitions all across Vegas.


Do You Want To Touch Me?

January 6, 2011


We took a vote, and four-nil, the answer was no.

Even with gloves on.


Jefferson Lincoln

January 4, 2011



No, it’s a poodle.

But dipped in oil.

All that patriotism boils down to this??

Someone’s mom really wanted them to be president…. and not a Swedish hair/mustache model.


Jack Diamond

January 3, 2011


What IS that?

It’s a pork fountain, standard issue. I think Hammacher Schlemmer used to sell them.

Complete with spouting honeybaked hams!

Is that a prosciutto tie?

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