They still haven’t told Junior he’s adopted.

All their clothes are made from the same dinette curtains.

All smyles here!

I actually saw this band and shook that dude’s sweaty hand. In the middle of the set, I was knocked unconscious in the mosh pit and woke up missing one shoe and one leg of my pants was almost torn off.

Is that Frank Zappa?

I had lots of childhood nightmares because of this guy.

It wasn’t the organ suit… it was the acting.

I’d rather be stricken with polio.

Nothing says ‘metal’ like spandex, miniskirts and moon boots.

Well, when you are just starting out in the rough world of the music business, sometimes you have to raid your mom’s closet and the ski gear in the attic cuz you just don’t have the cash for a pair of new jeans.